You get home late, it's dark, you fumble with the key opening the front door, and when you finally get it open, you stumble across the room to the lamp, tripping over your pet rabbit, knocking stuff over, adding another thigh bruise to your thigh bruise collection from that stupid side table, all the while tracking mud and leaves across your carpet because you couldn't see a damn thing to set down your purse and take off your shoes when you came in.
"Why not get a nightlight?" you ask. Or "Why not have the lamp by the door?"
But I ask you, how awesome would it be if the houseplant next to the door glowed? It never has to be turned on or off. It doesn't add to your electricity bill. It doesn't contribute to global warming. There's no power cord to plug in and tempt little bunny teeth with. It survives on just sunlight and water, and you know what else - it's pretty. And modern science is totally, 100% capable of producing it.
Someone let me know when I can order one online.
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